Is Away till ...

Firstly, blogger apologises for the long, tectonic plate shifting like pace of an update. And that that it will be a time when another continent forms that another post would appear, for he has decided to go on a trip.

He as smart as the dolphines, has decided to leave earth before it gets destroyed/implode on itself/spawn a godzilla-like monster and would just like to say: So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Indeed now the blogger has taken up a staple diet of canned tuna (yummm) , beans, fruits, and more (well actually not that much more), and embark on an ambitious, not so well thought out and somtimes reckless attempt to travel from the shire of Herts, England to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia and to be exact - Taman Melawati, home to the National Zoo of Malaysia. As a legendary footballer in Theirry Henry once said: ¨You´ll always go back to where you come from.¨ And hence the blogger will embark on his pilgrimage back home to cage #34 in the reptiles section.

You may find Chronicles of the Journey: The American, The Malaysian and the Badass Doll at

twothumbsout.wordpress.com


So, if you see an American and a Malaysian with their thumbs out by the side of the road/at the gas station/in the woods/ON A BOAT/at the edge of the world,

Please don´t run them over/rob them/stab, shoot, punch them/throw them off the BOAT/shove them off the edge of the world/hunt them down with pitch forks.

But

Please pull over (yes, you lot who have cars, vans, trucks, planes, boat, Millenium Falcon, Starship Enterprise) and give them a lift! (We don´t stink, unless you consider the smoked bacon smell to be foul)



Till next time folks.